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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

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11/19/2025

Teabagged Matcha w/ Noel Miller - Episode 233 artwork

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Teabagged Matcha w/ Noel Miller - Episode 233

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Chicago Tour: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/45685556/crash-dummies-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com New customers get 50% Off AND a FREE chain with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Download EarnIn today in the Google play or Apple app store and type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up. Give the gift of smooth this holiday season with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra. Get 15% off your entire order with code DUMMIES at https://Manscaped.com. Today, get Huel for FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF with this exclusive offer for New Customers only with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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11/12/2025

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Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers - Episode 232

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Chicago Tour: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/45685556/crash-dummies-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to turn five bucks into three hundred dollars in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with DraftKings — The Crown is Yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In New York, call 8778-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit https://ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at https://DKNG.co/audio. Limited time offer. Download EarnIn today in the Google play or Apple app store and type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up. Today, get Huel for FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF with this exclusive offer for New Customers only with code CRASH at https://huel.comCRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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11/5/2025

Should This Be Normalized? - Episode 231 artwork

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Should This Be Normalized? - Episode 231

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Chicago Tour: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/45685556/crash-dummies-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout to save 30% on your first order. Give the gift of smooth this holiday season with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra. Get 15% off with code DUMMIES at https://Manscaped.com. If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CRASH at https://inda.shopCRASH #indacloudpod New customers get 50% Off AND a FREE chain with code CRASH at https://GLD.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/29/2025

You Can Burn A Bridge If You Have A Boat Feat. LaRussell - Episode 230 artwork

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You Can Burn A Bridge If You Have A Boat Feat. LaRussell - Episode 230

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Chicago Tour: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/45685556/crash-dummies-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download EarnIn today in the Google play or Apple app store and type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up. Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout to save 30% on your first order! Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to turn five bucks into three hundred dollars in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with DraftKings — The Crown is Yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In New York, call 8778-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit https://ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at https://DKNG.co/audio. Limited time offer. Try Huel today with FIFTEEN PERCENT off your purchase for New Customers with our exclusive code CRASH at https://www.huel.com/CRASH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/22/2025

Is It For Sale? - Episode 229 artwork

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Is It For Sale? - Episode 229

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies⁠ Grab Your Merch! ⁠https://crashdummiesmerch.com/⁠ Video Version: ⁠ https://crashdummiespodcast.com ⁠ Download the DraftKings Sports book app and use code CRASH. That’s code CRASH, bet five bucks and get 3 months of League Pass plus get $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with Draft Kings — The Crown Is Yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In New York, call 8778-HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777or visit https://ccpg.org . Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at https://DKNG.co/audio . Limited time offer. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: ⁠https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10⁠ Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout to save 30% on your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/15/2025

The Mosh Pit Puncher - Episode 228 artwork

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The Mosh Pit Puncher - Episode 228

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Right now, our listeners will get 30% off their first order when they go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/crash and use code CRASH at checkout! Get The Handyman Rocketman and 15% off your entire order with code DUMMIES at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartner Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app, type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/8/2025

The Automatic Paper Towel Machine Theory - Episode 227 artwork

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The Automatic Paper Towel Machine Theory - Episode 227

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV. Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app, type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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10/1/2025

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He’s Cheating Starter Pack - Episode 226

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CRASH at https://inda.shop/CRASH #indacloudpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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9/24/2025

Short Term Relationships - Episode 225 artwork

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Short Term Relationships - Episode 225

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/CRASH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRASH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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9/17/2025

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The Brokest Thing You’ve Ever Done - Episode 224

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Today, get Huel for FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF with this exclusive offer for New Customers only with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Follow our guest on IG @delamomanny Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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9/10/2025

Premeditated Cheating - Episode 223 artwork

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Premeditated Cheating - Episode 223

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/CRASH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRASH. Follow our guest on IG @delamomanny Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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9/3/2025

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Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3 - Episode 222

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV. Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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8/27/2025

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Toe Tickling Fetish Exposed - Episode 221

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Head to ⁠https://www.squarespace.com/CRASH⁠ to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRASH. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and use code CRASH199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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8/20/2025

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Vibrating Toilet Seats - Episode 220

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Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUMMIES at https://shopmando.com/ ! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/CRASH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRASH. Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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8/13/2025

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Our Listeners Are Delusional - Episode 219

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New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and use code CRASH199 to get started. Applied as discount on first box, limited time only. Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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8/6/2025

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What’s Ruining Our Society? - Episode 218

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies⁠⁠⁠ Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/30/2025

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Can I Try A Piece? - Episode 217

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies⁠⁠ Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Crash Dummies listeners can save 30% on their first order! http://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout. Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and use code CRASH199 to get started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/23/2025

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Scissors, Cellmates & Bail Money - Episode 216

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with Mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code DUMMIES at https://shopmando.com ! #mandopod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/16/2025

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Mama Took The Charge - Episode 215

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF with code Crash at https://huel.com/ crash (Minimum $75 purchase).” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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7/9/2025

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Double Life - Episode 214

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Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Cornbread Hemp: Crash Dummies listeners can save 30% on their first order! http://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout. EveryPlate: Go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and use code CRASH199 to get started. Earnin: Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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